The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!