The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!