The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to have a small penis

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to pee on command

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!