The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!