The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!