Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!