the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to think.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!