power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!