The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!