The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!