The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!