The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!