The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!