The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to have a super power,

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Liam Brudenell

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!