The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be born.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!