The power to be justin beiber

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!