The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to die

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to eat food

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to breathe

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!