Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!