The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!