The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be born.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!