the power to turn O2 into CO2

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!