The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!