The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!