the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!