The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power... to read this

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!