the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!