The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!