the power to send future you crazy

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!