the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!