The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!