Reverse Pooping

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the power to fly in space

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!