Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to die at will

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!