The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!