The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to die but once

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!