the power to shit out of your nose

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to die at will

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!