the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

thumb_up thumb_down -113

The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

thumb_up thumb_down -135

The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to post the same shit twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power to

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The ability to be in fashion.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to jizz mango chutney

thumb_up thumb_down -78

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

thumb_up thumb_down -110

the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

thumb_up thumb_down +129

the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to read the TV

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The power to be afraid of horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

thumb_up thumb_down +116

the power to lick your own tongue

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

thumb_up thumb_down

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!