to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!