The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the power to have a power.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to fail at life

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power... to read this

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to die at will.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!