The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!