The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to have a super power,

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!