The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to fail at life

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!