The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!