The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to be justin beiber

The power to transform gold into nothing.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to fart 5 times bigger

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!