The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!