The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Reverse Pooping

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!