The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to be powerless

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!