The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to be a complete troll

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!