The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!