The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through water

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to not have any power.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!