To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to be a human

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!