the power of fart helium

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!