The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!