The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the power to control nothing

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!